Oral.
Girls guys, both at the same time, who cares, its a little gross, a little hot and definitely a delicious appetizer to the main course…. or if you are french and have lots of sex then the salad course after the main course.
First lets do ladies on guys: Start off temptingly slow. Hair brushing his pecs, boobs showing openly (sexy bra on if you dont have big knockers), eyes full of lust and looking over glasses if you are sexy-I mean-lucky enough to have them. Take his pants off with your mouth if you are that adept (tongue over the button, teeth on zippers) or just sexily take off his pants, practice with the belts, I promise it will be worth it when you can seamlessly undress him. Leave the boxers on for now (if he’s wearing briefs, just get up and leave), massage his dick if its not already hard (though it should be) and feel around for the balls to stroke over the fabric. Now we get to the specifics: take off the boxers, breathe your hot breath over his tip, make sure your mouth is fully lubricated and slowly lower down. You can either go straight into a methodical deep throat fast/slow movement, or you can go down as far as you can and then swirl your tongue around the shaft while firmly holding the base with your fingers in an O. Don’t leave anything un-licked…. balls, male twat part between balls and asshole), under the tips little lippy thing… everything. Pubes in your teeth suck but suck it up bitch! 😉
Next guys on gals: GO SLOW. Girls take an average of 16 minutes of lickin before they cum. That ain’t me but some girls legit take that long so get ready for a long haul if you are into pleasing girls. Lick/kiss/suck your way down from the mouth, neck, tits, upper abdomen, tummy down to the bikini line. Rub your hand over her thong (if shes wearing granny panties, go home baby just go home), as if you were massaging a cold apple to make it warm (firmly and with intent but not to bruise the damn thing). Flick your tongue over where you assume her clit to be over the fabric and then smoothly go over to a side and lick that while pushing aside the thong at the same time (its a practiced move), and then with a flat tongue go up and down all that junk like you are lapping up milk like a kitty :). Next, lick the clit in circles while you gently enter her with the tip of one or two fingers, depending on how tight you think she is. Start stroking the inside of her as if you were doing a “cum hither” move while still licking the clit and grab her ass firmly at the same time. From there, improv with speeds but don’t you dare spit on her vag, that is SUCH a turn off. If she’s not wet then make her wet damn it!
Now girls on girls: See above but be softer and more sensual, go slower and build up more.
hetero-preference on this blog is just personal preference, lo siento!
Sorry dudes on dudes, you’ve gotta follow my ladies on guys guide, I may or may not have a dick but you won’t find out 😉
Now for this………………….
xoxoxo, HDMP
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