Monthly Archives: May 2012

Porn-oh Porn

What can I say about porn that you don’t already know? That its fucking awesome? That it is enticing and a little forbidden and gets your heart racing and your blood pumping where it counts 😉 and makes you wanna … Continue reading

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I Like (big) Butts and I cannot Lie

O M G LOOK @ THAT A S S ! I love butts, love looking at them, love squeezing them, love judging them, don’t love shoving my face into them but may grow to like that…… This post is eyecandy … Continue reading

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Being Nakey

… is fun. so do it. just strip. drank some drank if you need to but seriously everyone is naked inside and out when they fuck so don’t feel alone, just make your clothes lonely for you and be naked!!!! … Continue reading

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S3XT1NG

I 143 all y’all [get it: I (1 letter) love (4 letters) you (3 letters)] but I think you need a little lecture on sexting. Not because you aren’t good at it (though some of you may not even know how) … Continue reading

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Suck it

Oral. Girls guys, both at the same time, who cares, its a little gross, a little hot and definitely a delicious appetizer to the main course…. or if you are french and have lots of sex then the salad course … Continue reading

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Lemme straighten out some of your kinks

lets start with some of my fetishes: belly button rings bums pda: public display of ass and playing dress up  especially this kind This morning, I’m sure you and your onenightstand loving husband made some coffee, did the ridiculously easy crossword … Continue reading

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Bound Arms and Boundaries

Ever been tied to a bed by a dudes belt? I have 😉 and it was awesome. I thought I was going to implode from the pleasure of not being able to grab my partner and shove him inside me … Continue reading

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